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Glosy • 10.03.2009

Výchovná

- Hej, teta trafikantka, nedala by si nám cígu?
- Ej sopliaci krpatí, ani vás spoza okienka nevidno a už tak drzí!
- Teta, neonďaj sa a daj nám.
- A čo vás v škole neučili čítať?

- Teta, ale my ešte nechodíme do školy.
- Pozri, tu! Zákaz predaja kusových cigariet. Rozumieš?
- A dvacku nám dáš?
- Aké chcete?
- Tie s tou kostričkou na obrázku.
- Dve päťdesiat to bude.
- Teta a máš vydať do päťstovky?

*

V hostinci U tretieho panáka je dymu až štípe od očí.
Horúčava obliepa steny, i kvety na tapetách zvädli.
Na ventilátore pod stropom sa rytmicky otáča balíček plátna. V ňom dieťatko s pästičkami tuho zaťatými v päsť vypliešťa krvou podliate očká na hráčov pod ním. Zvetrané pivo láka už len muchy, karty nejdú.
- Heeej, Maryša, kedy bude tá žranica?

Z kuchyne však i naďalej preniká len monotónne búchanie tĺčikom.

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- Mami, čo je to holakosť?
- Prosím ťa, čo ťa to napadlo, aká holakosť?
- No, pán učiteľ nám o tom hovoril na hodine dejepisu.
- Ale ty popletko, nie holakosť, ale holokaust.
- Hej, veru!
- A čo vám o tom pán učiteľ rozprával?
- Ale tak, dokopy nič, len aby sme, ak nás tým niekto bude strašiť, nikomu neverili; vraj sú to len propagandistické veci. Či kecy?
- Ale Janko ...
- Dokonca aj pán farár to hovorili, že také pán Boh nikdy nemohol dopustiť!



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Hi Angela,I love your new blog great appearance and the cover of your book looks wrendoful! Congratulations on having it published you must be so excited. I've left for the moment and am teaching English down the road in Glebe. Lots of major life changes and life changing events etc! Anyway, love the look of the book!
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